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FUNNY THINGS T SAYS

6/4/11 (2 years old)

Mommy: Tyler sit down

Tyler: Right now!

Mommy: Yes right now please

Tyler: Or time out?

Mommy: ::Laughing:: yes Tyler or time out

Tyler: Ok mommy I sit.

8/15/11: (2 years old)

Mommy: Tyler do you want milk or not?

Tyler: Mommy I want not please.

Mommy: Milk?

Tyler: NO! Not, I want not!

Mommy: oh Tyler....

10/31/11 (2.5 years old)

:We drive by the library to drop some books off:

Tyler: I want to go in the library mommy

Mommy: We can't Tyler, they are closed

Tyler: Well mommy, then just get your key and open it!

11/1/11 (2.5 years old)

Tyler: Where is baby sister mommy?

Mommy: In my belly, she is still sleeping.

Tyler: Can you open it please? I want to hold her right now.

11/20/11 (2.5 years old)

We pull up to the post office to put some cards in the mail...Heath drops one on the floor...

Tyler: Dada what did you drop?

Dada: A letter

Tyler: Which one, C or Z?

11/20/11 (2.5 years old)

Momma: What is your full name?

Tyler: Tyler Choo Choo Train Thomas

11/20/11 (2.5 years old)

Dada was driving in the rain on the freeway and got splashed with a ton of water, Mommy freaked out a little..5 minutes later...

Tyler: Dada, you are a good driver!

3/15/12 (2.5 years old)

To get Tyler to go back to sleep at 5am I bribed him with the park, a special treat and a present when he woke up...I must have been delirious...he woke up a couple of hours later and says: 'I'm up mommy! Ready to go to the park? What's my special treat and where is my present?!' Then just grinned at me until I answered...it was a long day!

3/24/12 (2.5 years old)

We went to Chick Fil A and I handed Tyler his toy first...

Tyler: 'Wow thanks mom...you guys are really awesome!'

6/4/12 (3 years old)

Tyler has been feeling a little under the weather today...I told him he probably has a little stomach bug. We have a doc appt at 3 today so I said he has to take a nap so we can go to the doctor...

Tyler: 'Oh ok, is the doctor going to fix me? I really hope she gets that bug out of my stomach!'

1/6/13 (3.5 years old)

Stranger: Hey buddy, how old are you?

Tyler: I am three!! But when I am at Disneyland I am two.

2/1/13 (3.5 years old)

Me: Tyler you can get up from your nap when there is a 3 on your clock right here...

Tyler: ok

{he then proceeds to walk into my room 2 minutes later}

Tyler: Mommy I have a really good idea....

Me: What Tyler?

Tyler: I can get up when there are 3 fingers up on my hand, not my clock. K?...Look 3 fingers....time to get up!

Me: Oh dear...I can't win...

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